Friday, September 30, 2005

Pardon Me Boys, Is That the Chatanooga Chew Chew...

My friends Rockey and Jeff took a nice little ride down one of the world's greatest roads for motorcycling, "The Tail of the Dragon" at Deals Gap on the TN/NC border. They went out of their way to indulge me and produced this fine specimen tricked out in camouflage skivvies holding a multi-loader paintball gun. UPDATE. He recently received a complete make-over and is now schlepping as a NASCAR pit crew member in front of the go-cart race track. Rockey and Jeff gotta go back now!
Pictured: Rockey (L) and Jeff (R)
Location: Sir Goony's Golf & Go-Karts 5954 Brainerd Road, Chattanooga, TN 37421 (423) 892-7264
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Thursday, September 29, 2005

I've Got You, Babe's...

The Babe's Muffler Man has eluded me for years. A Muffler Man that's actually holding a real muffler! So my friend Dan took the time to ride down to San Jose to give us an update. Dan sez, "He's in pretty good shape except for a couple of spots on his feet." It's nice havin' good friends to help ya out with yer fetish. Thanks, guys!
Pictured: Bill from ABATE of California Local 32
Photo by: Dan from ABATE of California Local 32.
Location: Babe's Mufflers 808 The Alameda St San Jose, CA 95126
408-294-8092
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Sunday, September 25, 2005

The Jolly Green Giant Rides a Harley...

I'm doin' 80 on the highway thru Blue Earth, Minnesota when I see outta the corner of my eye an unbelievable site. The Jolly Green Giant. Dressed up in Biker garb. So I slam on my brakes and go backwards thru the on-ramp to get this pic.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Making a Planada and Sticking to It...

First off, this guy isn't in Merced as folks like to believe. He's in Planada...a sleepy little farming village east of Highway 99. His name is Farmer Bud and he's drunk. His head wobbles in the wind, he's chained to a pole to keep from falling and he can't get rid of that nasty flesh eating rash on his upturned hand. Next time you head out to Yosemite, stop by and drop off some ointment.
Location: Ag Museum 4498 E State Highway 140 Merced, CA 95340-9388
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Getting Tired in Billings...

I caught on to this guy while staying at the world's first KOA in Billings, Montana. While dodging beavers and staving off west nile virus, I was checkin' out the little map of Billings they hand out to kampers. There, on the page, a Muffler Man jumped out of the ad at me, telling me to buy Kelly brand tires from L.P. Anderson. A quick jaunt downtown produced this fine specimen, holding a steel belted radial tire and looking well fed.
Location: LP Anderson Tire CO 3741 Montana Avenue, Billings, MT 59101 (406) 698-7473
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Downtown LA, Auto Alley near the County Coroner's Office...

"Sergio" has a cataract in his right eye. How do I know his name is Sergio? Because somebody scribbled it on his shirt with a Sharpie marker. This poor dude has seen better days, but he's still standing tall behind the razor wire, doing car upholstery and making keys. However, you can see by the sign that the entire neighborhood is up for sale. I checked on the price and if ya got a cool million you can buy an entire city block and hopefully get this really cool roadside icon thrown in for free!
Location: Orozco Lock & Key 590 N Mission Road at Gallardo Los Angeles, CA 90033 (323) 227-9354

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High Five from Vista, California...

This big lug is only 3 minutes away from Highway 78, using Sycamore Ave., but people rarely take the time to visit. What's odd to me is the raised arm which International Fiberglas used predominately in the "Indian Type" Muffler Men. His paint job is weathered but his structural integrity is stellar. His lef hand contains a strap which obviously held some sort of prop in the past. Regardless, this guy's guarding Ed's Muffler Shop and is an easy pic to get.
Location; Ed's Giant Muffler 2244 S. Santa Fe Ave. Highway 78 to Sycamore Ave north. Right at Santa Fe Ave. Ed's Giant Muffler is approximately 1/2 mile down on the lefthand side. Phone: 760-724-3300)

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Indian Variety Muffler Man from Minnesconsin...

The Wild Child took a special trip to Minnesconsin to get this pic of an Indian variety Muffler Man. He's holding a big stick with a leather ball on the end of it. She says it smells a little funny beneath his loin cloth there.
Location: Thunder Bird Hotel & Convention Center.
Photo by: Mom
Location: Ramada Thunder Bird Hotel & Convention Center 2300 East American Boulevard Bloomington, Minnesota 55425-1228 Phone: (952) 854-3411
Website: http://www.thunderbirdhotel.com/
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Friday, September 16, 2005

The Damnedest Thing You'll Ever See...

Privately owned, this is one fiberglas statue that most folks just won't believe. Oddly, BOTH hands have been modified to point downward. Strange too, is the giant chicken on the left side of the house, Lady Liberty peering from the back yard and the AIRPLANE that has crashed into the garage! A definite MUST SEE!
Location: Mentone, CA @ Garnet Road and Mill Creek Road

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World Famous Joor Muffler Man from Escondido...

The Joor Muffler Man from Escondido is WORLD FAMOUS! He's stood at the corner of East Valley Parkway and Juniper for over 30 years. Every December, the Joor Muffler Man is swaddled in 50 yards of red corduroy fabric and turned into a Muffler "Santa." Anybody got a pic of him in his holiday duds? Lemme know.
Location: Joor Muffler 302 E Valley Parkway Escondido, CA 92025 (760) 746-1877
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Muffler Man Mystery in Idaho...


Who can tell us anything about this Muffler Man? Reportedly from Idaho circa 1997. Hints? Suggestions? I recently spent two hours driving around Nampa in search of an "in-accurate" Muffler Man report at the Hurricane Car Wash. It's GONE. Is this him? Although, this one looks suspiciously like the one in Wendell. Hints? Suggestions?

St. George Muffler Man on the Milk Carton...


The world famous St. George Muffler Man has gone MISSING! Various reports indicate that he's now sitting on a trailer in somebody's back yard.

Here I am with him in 1999. (top)

And then from 2000. (bottom)

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Van Nuys Muffler Man Gets a Tune Up...

The Muffler Man in Van Nuys, California is named after the owner of Tune Up Masters, Kevin. He used to hold a tire, sporting a macho beard, but the new owners gave him a shower and a shave and now he sorta looks like Kevin. Hmm. Twins.
Location: Tune Up Masters 15237 Sherman Way Van Nuys, CA (California) 91405-2023Phone: (818) 786-9773
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Monday, September 12, 2005

Helper Muffler Man; Black as Coal

I went way outta my way to score this guy. I busted my ass driving as fast as I could, dodging cows, mule deer, snakes and coyotes down twisty little two lane roads to get to the Civic Auditorium in Helper, Utah. The good folks from this region keep the rest of us energized by mining a lot of coal, and the townfolk take great civic pride in their giant coal miner named "Big John." Painted shiny black from head to toe and heaving a great pick-axe, he's definitely one of the more "unique" of the breed. Try to visit later in the day for better sun positioning in your photo, since he faces westward.
Picture: splatt sits astride the "Fisher-Price Deathmobile."
Location: Helper Civic Auditorium and Public Library 19 South Main Street, Helper, UT 84526 (435) 472-8463
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Spacing Out with the Gemini Giant...

Our friend, Rockey visited Illinois a little while back and was gracious enough to indulge my sick twisted fetish with this fantabulous shot of one of the greatest legends of Muffler Man lore, the Gemini Giant. Inspired by the race for space, this fella schleps out burgers at the Launching Pad Drive In Restaurant on world famous Route 66 in Wilmington.

The Gemini Giant was purchased for $3500 in 1965. This 28 foot tall/500 pound figure shipped out from the International Fiberglass Company in Venice, CA on two flat bed trailers. Fifth grader Cathy Thomas won the city-wide contest to name the icon.

Location: Launching Pad Drive In 810 E. Baltimore Wilmington, IL. 60481 (815)-476-6535
Website: http://www.launchingpadrt66.com/
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Forestville Gumption...

He's hard to find!! I passed this guy and turned around two times before I finally zeroed in on him, standing there in the fog. The RV Park he manages near the Russian River is surrounded by lush greenery and lies below the main road, which makes the Forestville Muffler Man extremely hard to find. Usually, these guys are the largest thing on the horizon, so looking DOWN for a Muffler Man wasn't set in my pea brain parameters.

He's a little beat up and could use a make-over, but he's doin' good. The surrounding wine country was filled with spectacular scenery and I'm glad I took the time to explore the surrounding area. You'll be glad too, it's a beautiful there. Just don't drop the soap, rainbow flags are flying everywhere.

Location: River Bend Campground 11820 River Road Forestville, CA 95436 (707) 887-7662
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Thursday, September 01, 2005

EZ On, EZ Off, "Stop" Over in Wendell, Idaho...

Probably the easiest Muffler Man to access and photograph is the giant cowboy standing outside Intermountain Motor Homes and RV Camp. Two highway offramps and a frontage road make it easy. The STOP sign he's holding is rather un-inspired, but hey, at least they tried.

Location: Intermountain Motor Homes and RV Park 1894 W. Frontage Road Wendell, Idaho. (208) 536-2301. Situated along I-84 between exits 155 and 157 which are less then 1 mile apart. EZ access from the east or west.
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