Greeley, CO; Muffler Man Shot with Arrow

There are many tales of Muffler Men, and even Uniroyal Gals being shot with arrows.

This is the first time I've ever witnessed the madness. What would possess a person to shoot an arrow at a defenseless fiberglass statue? What's the increase in testosterone production from hitting a stationary target? I've contacted the folks at Websters and they've agreed to leave a space open next to the definition of "dumb-ass" when they finally get a mugshot of the offending moron. The Greeley MM has multiple bullet holes in his legs and upper torso, accentuated by a strange bubbling forth of tiny rocks, which they must have poured into his hollow to keep him standing.

Also, there's a little confusion as to the actual location of this Muffler Man. I entered Greeley from the North, from Cheyenne, Wyoming. It was a GREAT ride, listening to XM Radio, a relatively new technology at the time of this blog.

The Greeley MM is said to be located on the corner of 5th at Hwy 85. Well, you want the BIG Hwy 85 that skirts the outer eastern edge of town, NOT "Business 85" which takes you into sleepy neighborhoods.

Location: Westview Auto Outlet 500 1st Avenue, Greeley, CO 80631 (970) 352-0420